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Becoming Illegal
Jun 20th, 2008, 10:41pm
Something I got in an email.

Becoming Illegal

(Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator)

The Honorable Tom Harkin
731 Hart Senate Office Building
Phone (202) 224 3254
Washington DC , 20510

Dear Senator Harkin,

As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal
Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have
contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to
determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they
referred me to you.

My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S.
Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently
passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding
of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has
been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to
become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three
of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am
anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out.

Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to
pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding
two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any
way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield
an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes
in 2004 and 2005.

Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the
local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have
stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures
I could save almost $10,000 a year.

Another benefit in gaining illegal status is that my daughter
would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school
applications, as well as 'in-state' tuition rates for many colleges
throughout the United States for my son.

Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me the
burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome
car insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I
still have college age children driving my car.

If you would provide me with an outline of the process to
become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the
necessary forms, I would be most appreciative.

Thank you for your assistance.

Your Loyal Constituent,
Donald Ruppert

Burlington , IA

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T Bone

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Re: Becoming Illegal
Reply #1 - Jun 21st, 2008, 9:24am
Good luck finding those forms!
No, probably easier to become a mexican citizen,
then sneak back.
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Re: Becoming Illegal
Reply #2 - Jun 24th, 2008, 10:20am
This is true. But if you or I did something to break the law, being legal citizens ourselves, they would throw our rears in jail. But they can be here illegally, which is by itself breaking the law, and they just turn thier heads. AM ShockedAZING!
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Re: Becoming Illegal
Reply #3 - Jun 25th, 2008, 8:13am
The sad part is just about all of the lopsided benefits in the letter are true.............and then some.
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