Volume II - Issue #1
Saturday, January 15, 2000
Table of Contents:
I. A Quick Note about the Newsletter
If you would like to advertise in this newsletter, contribute an article, fishing story, good joke, or have any other comments please let us know by emailing us. We always like to hear from you, and this is more a forum for you than it is for me - just like the LakeTawakoni.com site. I ride herd, but it belongs to all of you! So have a voice and send us your best stuff...you always knew you should be a writer....
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
II. Editor's Corner
Welcome to the Turn of the Millennium! As we all know, the millennium actually changes this year, and we enter the new one on January 1st, 2001. We are looking forward to a great year, and I hope you are too.
Now then, please excuse me for my lack of updates to the site the last month or so. I have been working on the Detroit Auto Show, and although they haven't beaten me to death...it has been close. :-) I will be hitting the site hard and heavy over the next couple of weeks so you should be seeing the changes and updates coming fast and furious. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
I am working on all kinds of updates and changes for the site that will be coming down the pipe for the rest of the winter in an effort to be prepared for the Spring fishing and camping frenzy. So keep your eyes open, and keep coming back often!
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
III. Free e-mail at LakeTawakoni.com
That's right, free e-mail. Yourname@laketawakoni.com for free. This is free web-based e-mail that you can check from any computer any where in the world. Full featured and very easy to use.
So, come in and sign-up to get your name, and/or your business name @LakeTawakoni.com. What better way to let the world know where your from and where you do business than with a Lake Tawakoni e-mail address.
To set up your free account, go to: http://freemail.laketawakoni.com
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. --- Erma Bombeck
IV. LakeTawakoni.com Baitshop
The new baitshop is in beta test mode and will soon be open to you, the public. We are aiming at a grand opening end of February, first of March so be ready to order some bait and go fishin'! Feel free to stop by our current baitshop and check out the products that will be featured in the new baitshop. http://www.laketawakoni.com/baitshop/index.html?nl
Every month - as determined by the issuance of the newsletter - we'll be running a baitshop special. All you need to do is put the words "newsletter special" in the comment section of the order form, and this month you will receive a free card of four (4) Stinkbait worms. Do not, repeat, DO NOT, include the bonus amount in the order box. This newsletter special will be included for free with your order because of your entry in the comment field.
If you would be interested in being part of the beta test for the new LakeTawakoni.com baitshop to provide me with some feedback please let me know by email and I will reply with a link so you can have a look.
As always your comments are needed and welcome. So if you'd like to give us some input on the baitshop, please feel free to e-mail us and speak your mind.
Because I'm a guy, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk, or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "Cumin" or "Tofu." For all I know these are the same thing. And never, under any circumstances, expect me to pick up anything for which "feminine hygiene product" is a euphemism.
V. New This Month
Just a quick review of what we have added to the site in the last month. Ok, it is a quick review of what we added last month since I've been really busy outside of the site this month. But we have quite a few new subscribers this month so we will call this a review for them. :-)
The LakeTawakoni.com Community Boards
Have you had a look at the new LakeTawakoni.com Community Discussion Boards yet? Well you certainly should! Ask questions, find answers, post a free classified ad, all now available. Take a look, and don't forget to send me your feedback so I can make it better for us all. http://community.laketawakoni.com
The Pet Cradle - we want to welcome The Pet Cradle to the LakeTawakoni.com family. Breeder of fine Manx cats. To find out more about the Manx breed and view pictures of the current litter go to: http://www.laketawakoni.com/petcradle/index.html?nl
Q. Why do women have smaller feet than men? A. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink. (sorry if this offends, but it made me giggle.)
VI. Fishing @ LakeTawakoni.com
Added This Month
In the Fishing Pages:
We added a new guide to the fishing pages this month! So welcome, Dennis States to the LakeTawakoni.com community. Now you have even more choices on the site for a guide to take you out and catch the big one! http://www.laketawakoni.com/fish/guides.html?nl
Solunar Theory at LakeTawakoni.com - We are proud to now offer you Solunar Calendars and Tables that are accurate to within a minute specifically for Lake Tawakoni. Not familiar with Solunar Theory? Then be sure to check out this new feature on the site. http://www.laketawakoni.com/fish/solunar/index.html?nl
In the Fishing Tips Pages:
Tips on winter fishing for Largemouth Bass, Tournament "shortcuts", Shallow cracking the docks, Winter jigging spoons, and much more. I try to add new tips every week, so keep checking back! http://www.laketawakoni.com/fish/ftips.html?nl
Fishing Message Boards
We have changed the format of our message boards to offer you more choices and an even better forum for your thoughts. If you haven't checked out the new community boards please do. Sign in and speak your mind. We're all listening!
As before, every month we will be giving away free Rusty's Bait to a random poster on the fishing message board in the LakeTawakoni.com Community Pages. So, post good, post often, and have a great time! http://community.laketawakoni.com
Tip of the month:
Fishing tips from fishing guide Gene Snider. You will also be able to find all of Gene's LakeTawakoni.com tips in the Fishing Tips pages on the site.
Most fishermen believe that January is a month you have to fish deep to catch fish. This is not necessarily the rule when fishing for Bass.
I believe that in January bass and bait fish alike start to move towards shallower water to feed and prepare for their pre-spawn move into the mouth and the backs of the coves. Look for windy main lake points and banks also small creek channels with 10-foot banks to fish during the middle of the day and concentrate on calm main lake banks and points the last few hours before sundown.
This bite will always be better the last hour or so before sundown. A good rule of thumb to go by is if you have been catching them deep and your best deep holes stops paying off, its time to head to shallower water. Remember these fish will be scattered this time of year, but you will find that on the average the size of these fish is well worth the effort.
Find this and many more tips and tricks at http://www.laketawakoni.com/fish/ftips.html. If you have any tips or tricks for the site please e-mail them to Lake Tawakoni Online.
Good: Your son is finally maturing
VII. Coming Soon to LakeTawakoni.com
All for FREE! All of this and more coming down the pipe at the LakeTawakoni.com site. Come back and see us!
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
VIII. This Months Funny
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As Emma undressed for bed, the husband (who was a burly bruiser) tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on."
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said.
"That's right," said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family!"
With that, she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on, and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecap.
He said, "Hell, I can't get into your panties!" She said, "That's right and that's the way it's going to be until your damn attitude changes."
Q. Why did they cancel the MSU Christmas party?
IX. LakeTawakoni.com Stats
Stats for the Lake Tawakoni.com Site
Average Hits Per Day: 266
As you can see, you should be advertising on the LakeTawakoni.com site. The worst it can do is bring you a little more business. To find out about advertising on the LakeTawakoni.com site, go to: http://www.laketawakoni.com/ad.html?nl
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
X. Closing (Special Deal Below)
Well, thank you for subscribing to the newsletter, and making it through this issue. Look for it to come again to your mailbox sometime around the 15th of December. I'll try to keep it interesting, and please feel free to send me your comments, advertising, and/or articles. I promise to review every one I receive for inclusion in the newsletter and the site. As I said above, this is more your newsletter and your site than it is mine.
Now, because you stuck with it, a special deal just for you. A free ad - commercial or classified - in the next LakeTawakoni.com newsletter. Just e-mail the ad content to Lake Tawakoni Online and include the subject line "Newsletter Special".
This is a newsletter only special, and is only good if I receive the ad before February 10th. So hurry and get it in. This newsletters distribution is currently 160 people and growing daily.
Again thank you for your support, and let us know if there is anything we can do for you.
"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house." --- Zsa Zsa Gabor
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